JIANS(:

2010-03-18T10:27:00.000+08:00

I've moved to ElJay. But can you find me? :)

2010-02-05T19:36:00.002+08:00

I thought of abandoning this blog (and I still am) but ah, it's basic courtesy to drop a word before I leave. So, uh, I'm here to drop the word.

I just realised that my last tag was dated a month back, so this move is utterly unecessary but okay, I'll do it for karma (...)

Living life as usual, only with ten times the homework. Down with flu again, I think I'm cursed.

Everyday's the same routine, like Waking up unwillingly and admiring myself for my unbelievable self discipline at 5.40, going off to school without breakfast but with Chai, sitting throughout lessons wedged between Qings and KS and ocassionaly talking/ bitching with the latter when lessons get too boring. And poking the former when she stones. Recess clique remains. Recess queues lengthen. Recess time shortens. STUDYING. Teachers changed, pleased with most of my teachers except for the few I that I shall discreetly not reaveal. Finally doing constructive and fun things in LD, Nat's sessions FTW. Need to train my stamina back and shoo the fat family away so it's back to climbing stairs. STUDYING. Like really hard, I don't even think our bodies are made to withstand this kind of torture. A2 for Chinese O's, wailed like a banshee, moped for a day then got over it eventually. STUDYSTUDYSTUDY. Sleeping at elevenish every weekday, probably even later once things pick up. Spend my weekends studying and doing other stuff, thank God. STUDYING. FF ideas swimming in my head, penned a few down but refused myself the previledge of posting it up. Still addicted to Mousehunt and FB. Playing pokemon reveals that I am a very lame individual. I've discovered that Scots emulsion is probably the most uneatable food ever discovered by mankind. I love my clique, though we do mean stuffs to each other sometimes -such as calling each other losers--squints at Dewey-My hair's growing from the stump, apparently it's finally getting less frizzled, amen. Awaiting for Jubilate, I hope the school's providing eatable things for us this year. STUDYSTUDYSTUDYSTUDYSTUDY.

Uh, I guess that's all, I have officially betrayed BS and am switching off the the more popular social networks. (namely, FB, but that would make me kind of lame)

Byes~

2009-12-25T15:05:00.003+08:00

MERRY XMAS, BUBS! :D

And...

I got my first evar fanart (!)

Kayegaro is made up of fantasticity, because ALLEN IS SO OHMAIGAWSH THE EPITOME OF THE SQUEEZABLES >:D On the downside, OSAC's reception has somehow plummeted to a measly 15 reviews for Chapter 5, which is a NoNo D: (I think only a few of you will get this)

I'll be on some permanent hiatus from FF, or at least till I get marks that I'll be proud of, which basically means that I'll never be touching FF again.

D:<

I'm hearing Last Christmas by Ashley Tisdale everywhere. Like, everywhere

2009-12-13T10:29:00.002+08:00

It's blurred, but whatever!

BEST. PICTURE. EVAR.

I came across it and I was like :D

Yes, I did it all for the cheap humour. And yes, I also need to get a life. Please don't tell me that.

2009-12-07T09:58:00.003+08:00

I'd just been playing with crayons with my youngest brother, so my hands are black and I'm probably contaminating the keyboard with ugly splotches of black. Yucks.

Old news, but dgrayman has become a monthly series *cries guts out*
And Naruto oh naruto, you're getting really annoying. ):

MEL GOT HER BLACK BELT O_O

Congrats, now Daeryl will never cheat on you, everMUAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Ahem.

Anyone wanna go out with me? :D I have free movie tickets! *shamelessly slaps them around* I had a horrible 2012 dream yesterday. Then the dream somehow skipped to Rihanna teaching us how to bowl with balls made up of noodles. I think I'm becoming delusional. Nevermind.

The offer still stands! ;O

2009-12-05T20:55:00.003+08:00

This is depressing. Like right out of those depressing ads you hear on the radio, promoting some shit depressing therapy where they go around saying something around the lines of 'have you ever looked at your life and realised that it is just a mound of crap punctuated by a few dashes of happiness that comes and goes, and then you end up dying and become decomposing rotten flesh?'

Scratch the rotten flash part (I was just reading a book on a serial killer who slits the throats of his victims and gouges out their abdomens. Also known as Jack the Ripper, who was voted as the worst Briton in history but of course you did not need to know that) and you get what I mean.

):

I'm sorry, I never meant it this way

2009-11-30T09:59:00.002+08:00

Can't wear specs now, so I've been recently bumping around like the imbecile kid Praba had been convinced I was.

@_@

But I'm getting contacts later, hurhur. Walking specless (and, alone )':) amongst Singapore traffic to see clearer. Amen to me.

Yullen week coming up 8D

2009-10-26T09:02:00.002+08:00

At last the flu bug's showing signs of waning. In all honesty I did not enjoy my 4 days of captivity at home. I wanna roam around with Xinyi and Weiting today man ):

I sound like some gorilla on the run.

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GOOD LUCK TO ALL WHOSE O'S ARE TODAY :D Including Daeryl, Selena, Jiahui, Sarah, Amelia, WanEr, Winston, and all my seniors. (none of which will visit this blog. But it's the thought that counts!) GO, HOT STUFFS :D

2009-10-24T18:46:00.002+08:00

Sick. D:

I hit a whopping 39.5 yesterday, but at least I'm cooler today. (I will never joke about being hot again. I think only Dew gets this)

Medicine sucks I tell you ):

Fever medicine 1 tasted like fish food, fever medicine 2 tasted like dog food, lozenges tasted like cat food and antibiotics can't even be classified under food.

Andand I sweated so much. Like 390419384 tonnes of water per second or something (but that was where the similarity ended. I also stank.)

Yes, this post is all for your sympathy. SO COME PEOPLE, FELL SORRY FOR ME D:<

2009-10-19T09:53:00.002+08:00

I want these times back.

Give me these times back.

2009-10-15T16:06:00.002+08:00

Xinyi just sent me this.

"We go out on 26 okay? :D go bird park see birds :D"

If I turn out to become a senile in my old age, my grand kids can go sue my friends for all medical expenses incurred.

Apparently, Weiting has 20% vouchers off birdpark tickets so our clique outing is going to be spent amongst a mob of peacock and peacock poo. O the noble sacrifice of friendship.

2009-10-13T18:53:00.002+08:00

I was watching some youtube trash about Ris Low and am thinking of changing my nationality to Tibetan.

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Anyway, it's official. FT's season 1 is out! 8D EOYs are over, I've just watched 500 days of summer and yes my life is so complete.

Went Macs with Kaising and Ling today after EOYs, had brunch. Then we headed to AMKhub and got our tickets. Went shopping in NTUC to while time away ;O 500 days was quite cute. Kind of sad but mostly humorous.

And I so want to watch My Sister's Keeper! D: Why? Because of its intriguing plotline, how it ably explores a complex subject with bravado and clarity, how it debates boldly such a controversial topic, and how - okay screw it.

Evan Ellingson is in it. Acting. As Jesse. And I swear, at the rate this guy is growing, he'll soon have more followers than Johnny Depp (in his better days) (I'm also praying that Chai will not see this). The official trailer is ausomness. :D

2009-10-09T17:11:00.002+08:00

Gah I so fail.

EOYs suck, and I've promptly screwed english + physics + e.geog. D: The nerve of me to think that kalimantan won't come out for lorms! 13 hours! I slaved for 13 hours, slept at 2 to study but noooooo, they just had to test everything I didn't study for.

And don't get me started on my el compo. It was so darn cheesy I could have wedged it between two slices of bread, eaten it up, and not taste a difference.

I could cry right now from these shit, but my eyes are already swollen from sleep (or rather, the lack thereof). D: But on a brighter note, it's just 2 more papers to sleeping before 10! :D

I don't understand you anymore.

Or you, either.

Oh, then again I've never understood both of you in the first place.

2009-09-12T10:11:00.001+08:00

The hypocrisy of it all.

I just saw two policemen. In uniform. JAYWALKING.

2009-09-08T12:19:00.003+08:00

After staring at the laptop for 5 minutes trying to find words that can express the LOVE I have for all Miyazaki films, I have come to a conclusion:

Yowza!

They are so goddam addictive. ):

2009-09-06T18:41:00.002+08:00

EOYs are just, um, 28 days away. And I am, um, blogging here.

I was sorting through my timetable (yes! i am actually bothering to study this time. I studied bio+physics+chem the day before the actual test during last year's EOYs) and have come to the conclusion that if I eat, say, one poptart (I'm sorry, it was the first thing I could think of) for every topic I have to study for EOYs, I will hardly be able to fit into my door by the time I'm half finished.

Therefore,

I'm off to blogsurf! (: (alright, stone me)

2009-09-03T22:47:00.004+08:00

There is a fine, fine line between teasing and something else that is entirely different. So you can't tell the difference? Well, I can.

And I am getting annoyed. So yes, I am politely dropping a note of caution.

Wounds heal. Scars remain.

2009-09-01T08:59:00.002+08:00

Mel smsed me yesterday. Apparently her fifty dollar note flew down from an overhead bridge.

Mel: (Censored list of vulgarities)

That girl's language is as colourful as her wardrobe. Which happens to have more colours than the rainbow.

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Happy Teacher's Day dear teachers! :D

I was such a sweet little thing to teachers yesterday. I even listened to Wulaoshi's lessons. And answered half her questions. Now if anyone still doubts my dedication, I'll feed you to Mrs.S for breakfast.

Went back to wdp yesterday.

Amused ourselves with stupid antics since Menon hardheartedly chased us out of the school gates. We went to the block facing our school, scaled four stories and screamed at Mdm Chiam who was teaching her P5 class. Public harassment. Oh whatever.

Then she came out after her lessons and treated us all (14? I'm not sure) to drinks. We could kind of tell she was really, really happy to see us. (She almost cried). So well, even though she was an effing strict teacher, she was awesome and wacky :D So I don't care if the next line is going to sound cheesy:

We love you Mdm Chiam!

2009-08-30T18:24:00.002+08:00

Graphs of curves should be banned because it violates human rights. And also because after sketching 31 graphs, I still have no idea to what an invariant point is.

I am feeling exceedingly sour now. D:<

2009-08-29T19:00:00.003+08:00

Thanks to awesome Auntie Marjorie, my mum and I went to watch Grease at ACS (international) yesterday :D To say that it was fairly awesome is an outright immoral lie. To allude it to HSM is sin. Basically, its fantabulousness is indescribable, so I shan't bother.

Anyway, the entire concert was just great. The whole play was wonderfully casted, the music was WOW (even the oldies sounded terrific) and the cast was drool-worthy.

And the people there were so good looking T_T The guys there were totally stalk-worthy and the girls can make you turn les.

Awed.

Oh, and happy birthday Yuting. Even though you hardly read my blog. Aren't I great?

2009-08-21T20:47:00.003+08:00

Hooyeah baby! Survived this crappy week. With lots of tests. And everything.

I am in an undeniably high mood where I go 'oh shit yeah' at anything that's coming my way. I might just start jumping out of my window to test gravity or something (that was random. And very familiar (?))

Next week's going to be even crappier. But heck! :D If I survived this shitty week I can also survive double the shit that's thrown to us. I have gained enlightenment and is hereby immune :D

I think I'm high on alcohol now or something.

Everything is possible.

The impossible just takes a little longer.

Suddenly reminded of the redred happy balloons Xinyi and I were happily carrying around at Orchard :D Heheh. But mine flew away in the end. I hope it's still flying. :D

2009-08-16T18:51:00.002+08:00

Who cares that I almost failed e.geog?
Who cares that I did shittyly for bio?
Who cares that I screwed chem?
Who cares that I won’t be sleeping any earlier than 11 from tomorrow onwards?
Who cares that there’s SPA next week?

(those were rhetorical questions, by the way. So shut up.)

I got pretty new YELLOW shoes!

2009-08-15T19:51:00.001+08:00

This week is a crappy week. The absolute crappiest.

2009-08-10T13:50:00.003+08:00

Upon finishing my Graphmatica assignment, the sensible me told me to off the computer, go study mole which i might actually be able to pass if i spent a little more time on it instead of surfing the net for irrelevant and unimportant stuff which will be of no help to my future whatsoever.

My not-so-sensible self told me to surf the net.

Guess which one won?

Anyway, Yvonne/ Yvoone/ Yvvone/ Yvonee has a very hard to spell name D: And an overly rich boyfriend who might succumb to her cannibalism someday. HO!

:D

No one has sent me Shattered (turn the car around) yet! :'(

Friend, I just want you to know,
She made her message clear.
I have nothing to say, and I wish you the best.

2009-08-08T12:45:00.002+08:00

I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover

I hate Miley Cyrus!
I hate Selena Gomez!
I hate Demi Lovato!

:D

Felt good to vent my annoyance at these very annoying people.

Does anyone have Shattered (turn the car around) by OAR? I can't seem to find it anywhere online D:<

2009-08-06T19:02:00.002+08:00

My com is friggin scanning for viruses for the lit coursework (don't ask.) so while it is merrily scanning I sneaked in a few minutes to blog :D

Week 4- Chem test + 2908 other tests
Week 5- Bio test + 2389 other tests
Week 6- Phy test + 9082 other tests
Week 7- Chem test + 7840 other tests

The school wants to kill us. Only it would be a lot less painful if they'd just minced us up and flushed us down the toiletbowl.

We started complaining to Mrs Lim during bio today about the school. It kind of sprung up from a casual remark (by whom, I don't know) and ended up as a complaining session. About the workload, pledgecard and a shitload of other stuff. Then when she went we felt bad because we were stressing her up.

So we made a card for her :D

That is not the point though. The point is, I haven't been sleeping before 11 since three weeks ago, which kind of sucks, if you get what I mean. Unlike omnipotent beings like MinYuNeatPok, I can barely suffice with less then 5.5 hours of sleep each day. D:<

There is apparently no viruses in my lit file, so I shall therefore resume my eyeball torturing sessions @_@ (I spent 2 hours on the com yesterday for lit, blah!)

2009-08-01T20:43:00.005+08:00

I pronounce myself an incorrigible slacker/ procrastinator D:

I realised that I got tagged by Mel to make the list below -hurries to comply to the Great One-

Random little things in life that makes you happy

Pretty hairbands!
Artemis Fowl series!
My littlest brother! <3
Playing scrabble with mummy! :D
Having 200 bucks to spend on shopping for random stuff!
People to stop giving fliers in MRT stations.
A day when people stop asking if I am a primary girl
Artbox/ Made With Love!
Bangs that don't go awry D:<
Watching movies while eating alotalot of chips!
Camwhoring!
No tests RAWR
Playing Potassium Phosphate with Weien. HAH.
Eating chocolates WITHOUT GETTING FAT

D:

Now let reality seep in.
I have a physics test next week, 2 graded assignments due and 2 projects due. My brain is now clogged up and I already have alluring images of my comfortable bed in my mind. Conclusion? I am screwed.

Let us embrace our cannibalistic insticts (if you dig deep enough, you will find it. With exceptions of Ghandi, Mother Teresa and people like...Marie Tan) and eat up the idiots who came up with this crap education system.

Grah! >:B

Ultimately, there is no ending.
If I did ask you, would you have told me?
Tell me,
only if you want to.
I will listen.

2009-07-31T19:14:00.002+08:00

I cut bangs.

No really. I cut bangs.

I CUT BANGS!

I swear, it was just a series of unfortunate events (starting from my birth 14 years ago) which led to my hair...now.
I have ceased to lay my eyes on any reflecting surface since Wednesday. D: Weiting says I look like a guy/Chai. Dew says I look like some Egpytian. XinHoon says I look like a roadside noodle seller.

I am experiencing a severe identity crisis.

2009-07-25T20:17:00.002+08:00

Whoo! Sexy :D

I wanna watch Half Blood Prince! D:< Apparently, I'm the only one on earth who hasn't caught it. Rawr!

2009-07-25T20:01:00.003+08:00

Because there are some things you cannot turn a blind eye to, because everything has a limit you cannot cross.

2009-07-18T19:36:00.002+08:00

After our performance today, 7 people commented on my scariness when I was acting the play D:<

I went home, I stared at the mirror and reenacted the starting of Scene 3.

I've never cried harder.

Ps. They were tears of humiliation, in case you misinterpret it.

2009-07-12T15:14:00.001+08:00

I finally, finally got new headphones.

If I get any happier I will implode.
And die happy.

2009-07-11T20:15:00.002+08:00

ORAL

D:

It was one of those it's-so-easy-it-becomes-hard-to-say questions. I mean, giving up seats in MRT?

It so didn't help that I got a complete TSW-ish oral examiner. I shall like, cross my fingers for a merit or something D:

LD

Our group is doing on a play which revolves around an abusive psychotic mother.

I am the abusive psychotic mother.

Of course, it is doing nothing to help my already cynical and morbid character :D

2009-07-04T12:58:00.000+08:00

I am ultimately pissed by an idiot on FF.

I should just delete S&C forever.

2009-07-03T19:48:00.003+08:00

I fiddled with my template and ended up deleting my posts :D

...Oh shoot the smiley face is wrong. Try again.

I fiddled with my template and ended up deleting my posts D:

That's more like it.

:D

But as we mourn my posts, which are now incinerated online, I must say that nothing can... smother my elation now :D Plenty of reasons, which I am more than happy to share...

1) I GOT A VERYNICEBACKPACKWHICHISLIKEAUSOMNESS :D Apparently, my mum's friend went to the Big Apple, and got me a Jansport bag worth a hundred bucks. It's like green/ blue (the debate is still ongoing; Kaising supports green and Dew the other colour). And it's free! *inner auntie surfacing* I love my crumpler very much, but it kills (killed) my back D:
Omg now we can all be backpack nerds! 8)

2) My dad didn't scold me for getting 56 for S.S :D HO!

3) I washed my pencil case! Like the really nice MYUK one that Qings/ Char got me for my birthday :D And it's nice and bubbly and light blue once again! :D:D

4) We're going to have 3 days of holidays! Inarowomg! :D

:D Face count (not inclusive of the one in this sentence: 9) And if I get it wrong, it's okay because I suck in Math as much as I suck in SS :D

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This incident occured during lit, when we were studying Shakespeare.

Bouncy: A well built, shapely figure
Me: Joanna you're bouncy!
Joanna: Thanks, you're bouncier.

:D

Currently sitting with Joanna and Cassandra. The latter goes wild whenever she talks to Yuting :D